Here’s a classic from a year ago. Its that time of year again and this particular shopping mall is at it again,

Being a “show off” is a concept hasn’t crossed my neurones since primary school.   (“show-offy”)

This new apartment development is advertising an “American uptown culture life…”

  ….judging from the banjos and cowboy hats these good old boys are straight from 1862!

More apartment developent sites. Lots of commercials around town use English catch phrases to inspire customers, its just I haven’t heard of any of these catch phrases…

  ?

????

…as always saving the best for last:

“How far is the future” you say? “Its approaching!”   

what did you just say? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome that statement was….

*sam